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General Discussion / Re: Post Pictures of Yourself!
« Last post by Gopib on July 07, 2016, 02:01:30 AM »







Summer has been a drunk so far, hows everyone elses time?


Oh, we thought you were dead.  Welcome back, I guess.
Never really left I just stopped checking as much cause I thought the ship had sunken for good but it seems we haven't drowned.

But yeah I am pretty dead tbh
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General Discussion / Re: Post Pictures of Yourself!
« Last post by Jackool.com on July 05, 2016, 04:17:53 AM »







Summer has been a drunk so far, hows everyone elses time?

omg hi  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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General Discussion / Re: Post Pictures of Yourself!
« Last post by ^1Dohj on July 04, 2016, 09:22:31 AM »







Summer has been a drunk so far, hows everyone elses time?


Oh, we thought you were dead.  Welcome back, I guess.
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General Discussion / Re: Post Pictures of Yourself!
« Last post by Gopib on July 03, 2016, 01:24:21 PM »







Summer has been a drunk so far, hows everyone elses time?
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TTT Maps / Re: plr_hightower
« Last post by ^3Options on June 27, 2016, 05:08:01 PM »
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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TTT Maps / plr_hightower
« Last post by Jim on June 26, 2016, 08:35:24 PM »
    While we wait for Devolved to come back (It won't), I've decided to request the most notorious map of all time, plr_hightower.
    Maybe it's not notorious...
    But...

    As an avid player of TF2, I've dedicated at least 2500 hours into this map alone. This map is the fuel that inspires me to wake up every afternoon, after sleeping for 25 minutes, where I played this map for the rest of the day. A map this prestigious cannot be left out of such a remarkable server that's sprawling with the life of many magnificent beings filled with liberty and life. When this gem is incorporated into Devolved, the server will be as prosperous as ever. We need to Make Devolved Great Again! With my extensive knowledge of how to implement maps into dead servers, this map must be inserted into the upcoming map pool immediately. Why should this map be a thing?

    • I've spawn camped thousands of F2P noobs, who dare question my judgement of maining Heavy. They often leave the server, shouting profanities that no 8 year old should be excavating.  No longer will Scout mains penetrate the minds of the new generations of squeakers learning TF2 while I'm around.
    • Not bringing the beauty of this map to Deadvolved.us would be an everlasting disgrace, staining the dead reputation of the absolutly greatest TTT server that has ever been spawned into the existence of our complex, yet unknown universe.
    • I know of every cheap tactic on this map, and every spot you can reach that appear to be an impossible feat to do so.
    • We can incorporate donor weapons, such as the Minigun, for people to use on this map. They can spawn camp like I do in TF2, which will increase revenue by at least 12000%.

    It is undeniable that this will be the greatest decision that Jackool would ever make. What would Robby do? He would implement the best map ever made into the glorious TTT server of ours, named Devolved. Support the cause, and exhibit your support at your local caucus station today.

    Seriously though, This should've been a map.  :gabencool:
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General Discussion / Re: TTT Weapon Test/Balancing Server
« Last post by ALL LOWERCASE on June 22, 2016, 06:19:02 AM »
We need a rocket launcher in TTT. I will slap one together for testing when I get done with work.
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Introductions & Goodbyes / Fearless Captain's Manifesto
« Last post by ALL LOWERCASE on June 21, 2016, 07:03:01 PM »
My name is Memer Memeson and here is my story.

Three years and a half years ago I joined devolved and that when the true meming started. It goes back farther than that though. When I was just 12 years old Robby came to my house and gave me a copy of gmod and said that it would one day come to be a true meme that not even the greatest memesters  of the day could know the depths of. Only looking back could I see the waves that faithful day would cause. Some say that the seismic waves are still felt by the most sensitive meme detectors. If a meme detector goes off then you know when a meme is coming. This is the story of that meme and the people that are memed every day.

After Robby gave me the Golden Gmod I knew that I would have to expose him one day. One that faithful day when robby was runned over with a car by a mysterious stranger we were all shocked and saddened but what was never revealed was who was driving the other car. Today I break my silence and talk exculsively to www.devovled.us news team. Only this group of people were made of the highest caliber memestuff to handle the truth. I was the one that was driving that 1993 Ford Explorer that smashed that shit out of Robby. I did it on purpose to get revenge for the memes that he exposed me to. When I was first memed I knew that I would become a meme murderer. If a true meme could come to my meme store then what could a meme do to my mem shield? That is the true root of modern meme theory. When I killed Robby I also was the only one to hear his last words, "All the hay that he buys is already bailed. It's in a stack, and he just buys the stack." Even to his last breath he was a meme master that not even I, the Chosen Meme, could re-meme that meme. This leads us to the heart of my Manifesto. All memes are fake until proven to be a true meme.

When we get memed a receptor in the brain lights up with meme juice and fills the brain with memey thought, This is why memes spread across the internet at a speed unheard of until the modern era. These days, people have larger and more receptors than any other time in history. If a meme was memed then it turns into a double meme and so on and so forth. But to understand why memes are do potent now, we have to go back, To the Beginning. To before the Beginning.

We find our memes on a sunny park bench in Philadelphia. Three homeless people are on their phones browsing bodybuilding.net, home of the original meme. Things seem peaceful, tranquil even. This is all disturbed when all three homeless stumble upon the same meme that The Great Meme Father left for us to discover. It was only meant for one person to see because when someone sees it they leave their mortal bodies and ascend to a higher planar form. But when three saw this Great Meme at the same time, a Meme Tornado was formed which destroyed much of the Eastern Seaboard. This was later attributed to Obama saying "Thanks Obama" at his final farewell speech by many meme historians but this is simply wrong. While it would have been possible for a top level master memester (which Obama was) to create a meme tornado but not of the scale that we saw on the day. With much of the world contaminated with Meme Radiation from the Tornado, humanity had to evolve or die. All humans grew new meme receptors to survive the meme particles. After several decades of war, famine, and disease. A great Scientist name Robby invented the Meme funnel which brought meme levels back to pre meme Spout (as the Tornado was called by many). But in his work with memes Dr. Robby James McRobbinson Esq. VIII  was twisted by the Deep Memes he was exposed to. With his meme warped mind he founded a community of the memeist game of all time, TTT.

Now it is all clear why the memes got to him. He was memed from the start.  JackWTF JackWTF JackWTF JackWTF JackWTF JackWTF
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General Discussion / TTT Weapon Test/Balancing Server
« Last post by MajesticMoose11 on June 21, 2016, 05:35:38 PM »
I'm launching a new server for TTT that has no downloads. The point of it is to get TTT weapons as balanced as possible. The IP is ttt.kkisabadcoder.xyz (type "connect ttt.kkisabadcoder.xyz" into console to connect)

The Weapons are formed into groups: SMGs, ARs, Shotguns, and a sniper rifle. The weapons are all names sequentially by type(SMG-1, SMG-2, AR-1, AR-2) and are all given the same model as the rest of the weapons in the group(UMP for SMGs, M16 for ARs, XM1014 for Shotguns, and scout for the sniper)

Shotguns are made to be used in close quarters, they feature massive damage at point blank range, with a steep damage dropoff
SMGs are made to be used in close to medium range they have medium damage with high fire rates, however have low headshot multipliers, and are pretty short range.
ARs are meant to fill the gap between the SMGs and the scout, they range from being very similar to the SMGs to being semi auto long range DMR like weapons. They have longer range, and higher headshot multipliers than the SMGs at the cost of a lower firerate.
The sniper rifle is a long range bolt action weapon that has a scope attached and is a one hit kill to the head at any range, it has basically no damage dropoff.

The pistols are the glock, the pistol, and the deagle
the glock is a full auto secondary, it works well at close range to finish off wounded opponents.
the pistol is a semi auto secondary, it has a higher base damage and headshot multiplier than the glock at the cost of firerate and clipsize
the deagle is a one shot to the head weapon at close range, however it will NOT deal 100 damage to a detective, or anyone using body armor. It has medium range, but you can no longer snipe people with it, it is a secondary after all.

Please test as many weapons as you can, and once you have, post your feedback here, and/or on the google forms link below

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1_vfBQCS5s1FXHjxBqHX9GD0v3FNrpUpp1O9EvArAMB8/viewform
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General Discussion / Jackool for prezz
« Last post by ToxicDocter on June 12, 2016, 10:57:24 AM »
Jackool for president of the usa
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